DAMN!! I bet reading this hurts alot of you people! Anyways, here we go!
(Letter from nathan)
Aww... does Jordan get upset when people are somewhat less than kind to him?
(Such insults only add up...)
You should be kissing my ass right now,
("kiCKing", you mean?)
you know. I LET you have your way with Tanya.
(My way? What's my way? Would Tanya agree with this statemant?)
The day she started developing feelings for you, she brought it up to me. Actually, all she did was say you were hot, and I fully encouraged her getting you. She actually didn't want to at first, but I pressed the idea. I thought it would please you, and thought it'd be nice for her to get someone else for a change.
(For her to "get someone else" doesn't she have to "get" someone first?)
When she found out that I told you she wanted you, she got pissed, as she didn't want it enough to initiate anything.
(Oh really?)
When things started stressing out between Tanya and I, which had nothing to do with you,
(Actually, it started because of her interest in me, and lack of interest in you.)
the idea of you two together while Tanya and I were fighting made me uneasy. So, for one night, I asked her if she would lay off, and she did, no complaints. The next day, feeling like a complete ass, I told her to do what made her happy. I told her if it was anyone else, I'd be a bit more uneasy, but you were my best friend, and I knew you'd be respectful of my feelings, and of she and I's relationship.
(Relationship? What relationship?)
However, for 3 weeks, three weeks that should have been the best of my entire life, which ended up being the three worst, you rubbed every single fact you could in my face, you harassed me like some jerk I never knew, and several times physically threatened me, for reasons I wasn't even sure of. What's worst of all, you lied to me about what was going on, even after I bought you clothes and food and took you across the country.
(I lied? And 7000 miles / 3 weeks of you and Chris calling me gay and homophobic... weren't you expecting something was going to happen?)
You tell Tanya that she should "tell me the truth about us". What do you think that truth is, Jordan? That she wants nothing to do with me, and thinks the world of you?
(Of course! You finally understand!)
Yes, I'm very well aware that she doesn't lust after me. I am reminded every day. However, I'm happy at where she and I stand. We have a relationship a bit deeper than friendship.
(?)
She kisses me frequently, she initiates sex quite often... We aren't exactly a traditional boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, which is why we don't use the expression regularly, but we are much more than friends.
(Would Tanya agree?)
Do you wonder why she's leaving with me, and not you?
(All day long...)
I offered very kindly for her to, even telling her she could come back at any time, and she refused. Her excuse was that she didn't like you very much as a person, and would most likely grow to dislike you after not too long, and would like to keep the good memories she has. I was once afraid that she was going to leave me for you, during the height of her and I's fighting during the trip, and she told me not to worry, as she just lusted after you as an insubstancial crush,
(FALSE!)
that she found you rude, inconsiderate, prone to anger, relusive, unfriendly, and inordinately violent.
(TRUE!)
She could handle you while you two were alone, as you would try to be pleasant as an attempt to bag her, but hated you in public, and even went so far as to say she wished I didn't take you along. Which is simply par for the course, I'd imagine, as I, Chris, Emily, and Rob all wish you weren't around, either.
(I feel so loved...*sniff* ...to know how much I mean to all of you...*sniffle*...YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!)
And, not to be spiteful, but pointing this out as the message seemingly went completely above your head...Rob's letter, the one about how "the actions you make affect the people around you?" He told me he hated your attitude, and that he wrote you a letter to "possibly try to get that ass Jordan off your back." The basis of the letter, practically, and un-candy coated, was, "Hey, you're acting like an ass, and making everyone around you miserable. Open your eyes, and be considerate for a change." Honestly, all he ever did in reference to you was complain, even at times saying he wishes he could kick your ass.
(Rob wouldn't win.)
And lastly, for your words of wisdom...."Open your eyes?" "Tanya's stuck with you?" I know that you "Know too much," So, I'll ask for your words of wisdom once more. What would you have me, do, oh knowledgeable Jhaixus? Shall I leave Tanya, give her an out, as she's so miserable, being stuck with me? Shall I quit being so affectionate, as she doesn't want to be my boyfriend?
(Boyfriend? But yes, that's exactly what you should do.)
News flash for you, buddy: She DOES want to be with me.
(?)
I gave her multiple chances, almost demands to leave. She could stay with you, I told her. Irv wanted her there, did he not? Even asking her to leave me to live there? She doesn't want to. I gave her the option to go, and if she didn't like it, told her to come back whenever she wanted to me. She'd have none of it.
(BECAUSE we knew you'd just be twice the pain in her ass for the rest of her life.)
As for making a point not to be so affectionate, or to be under the "mistaken" idea that she wants me? She does. She initiates it herself all the time. So, she doesn't think of me in a sexual, lustful light. This is because she has known me for half of her entire life, and any chance of newness happened before puberty.
(This is good? What are you, retarded?)
She makes out with me and whatnot because she LOVES ME.
She loves me, and lusts after you. She has an eight year relationship with me, and not even an eight week one with you. She is leaving you to live with me. Is this perhaps why you are so angry with me? Is it perhaps YOU who can't handle himself? Is it perhaps because you handle adversity like a fucking child that you've decided to turn on your best friend over a meaningless lay?
(Big words. Bet you'd not say anything at all in person. Wimp.)
I have to say I'm quite sorry things turned out the way they did...but Jordan, keep in mind. It was YOU who started harassing me relentlessly.
(YOU started all the gay and homophobic bullshit.)
It was YOU who had no respect for me at all, YOU who fucked around with Tanya, even knowing how I felt, and it was YOU who threatened to kick my ass repeatedly...for what? Because I was sad? It was I who took you on a country wide trip. It was I who brought you into our lives, despite the fact Tanya didn't want me to (and now tremendously regrets it).
(Does she really?)
It was I who bought you clothes when I really couldn't afford it, it was I that came up with plans to go to Goodwill or Old Navy to buy you overalls even after we were broke, just to cheer you up.
(Yeah, sure... what happened to the overalls?)
Even after you decided to hate me for seemingly no reason at all,
(1. The twice before mentioned gay/homophobe harrassment. 2. You are the most unreliable person on the planet. 3. You stole from me. 4. You lied about stealing from me, as well as about the popcorn stand, as well as in this letter. 5. "I wanna be a hobo when I grow up." You are too lazy to live. 6. You are a bi-polar wreck. 7. You are an idiot...8...)
I tried at every turn to cheer you up, and to be friendly. I tried very hard to be friendly, I tried very, very hard to handle what was going on, and until the very end, I attempted to like you.
(You did not.)
Now, yes, I'm a little pissed. A horrible, incorragable thief, who stole a few bits from an online game from you. THE BETRAYAL! THE AUDACITY! I should be strung up and quartered, should I not? After all that's happened, I definately stepped over the line, didn't I? Am I not a horrible monster? A scoundrel? I undoubtedly deserve to have "my teeth kicked in, my empty skull crushed under your boot," or whatever unrealistic bullshit you told Tanya.
(NOT unrealistic, and yes, I should.)
Yes, you are undoubtedly right. I stepped over the bounds there. I may not have been violent, I may not have disreguarded your feelings, and ruined what should have been the highlight of your life, and I certainly didn't nearly ruin what is nearly an eight year relationship with a best friend, but I DID INDEED take a fox tail from you on a game. Next time you see me, beat me bloody, tear me limb from limb, torture me for years. I'm a horrible, heartless bastard, and most definately deserve it.
(Agreed.)
My apologies, dear friend. Remind me not to step on your toes the next time you rip out my heart.
(Fuck you, too.)
-Nathan | 
Oh yeah, it had to happen sometime. Well that time is now! Why do fat people exist? They are the imbodiment all that angers me. They're lazy. They expect your pity. They're always hungry. They always complain becuase they have to climb stairs, or don't fit in a seat on a ride at the amusment park, or that food portions are too small. Most of all they're FAT. "Hey, I'm depressed, and food makes me feel better." Why don't you all learn some self control! "Gee, I've always been fat." Wonder why that is? I'm not fat; so why are you? Okay, okay, I understand some people are larger on a genetic level, BUT 60% OF AMERICA?! You people are a waste! Almost as bad as the old people! Wonder why fat kids are picked on? Could it be because they are fat? Fact: Fat people are generally found disgusting. Ask any healthy people what they think of fattys. You know what kills me most about fat people? They sue fast food companies, CLAIMING IT IS FOOD THAT MADE THEM FAT!! Food? Food makes you fat? NO, food does not MAKE you fat, YOU make YOU fat. You want to know how? You don't have any self control. Food didn't force itself onto you after the 3rd hamburger. Depression? If you're so goddam DEPRESSED that all want to do is eat until nobody'd ever date you again, then why don't you save us the food and any extra cash in your wallet by shooting yourself? It's better for the economy! Point: Fat people bug me.